


My
story



I am DARK God Goldie, a golden retriever puppy with divine powers. My irresistible cuteness wins everyone over, and I want to make everyone rich.

GoldieNOMICS


I want everyone to feel safe, so I have the following security measures for you, but only if I get treats!





LP Burn

Since we know too many treats are not good, I also burn some off.

Zero
Taxes





I don't charge any tax on the treats; I just want the treats!